So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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