Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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