the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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