maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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