You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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