Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
