Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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