thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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