Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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