Do vagina's smell?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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