I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
