well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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