but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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