like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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