Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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