just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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