I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
