at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My vagina is very pro this idea
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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