my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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