haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
