I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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