ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
sarcasm needs its own font
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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