I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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