Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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