You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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