East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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