A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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