What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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