Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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