I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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