And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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