This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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