By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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