yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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