doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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