My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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