We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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