I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
