Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
how drunk are you?
Several
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
