Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
be right there i have to get my cape
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