i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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