You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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