i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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