It's Friday. Sex?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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