Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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