Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
