I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I'm really busy with my period
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