he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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