I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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