you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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